31 replies to this topic

[hitbyambulance]

I have continually stated that the Pandora will NEVER be delivered, and I have yet to be proved wrong. I would like you to look at a post from over a year ago on this thread:

http://www.gp32x.com..._1


"In another post I said you'll be lucky to get a pandora this year - I still stand by that!
Incompetent isn't a word that comes anywhere near enough.
But no doubt you'll all blame other companies for the delay... If any other company failed to deliver like this - for whatever reason - there would be a classs action lawsuit against.
Later fanboys"

And guess what - what are they currently doing - blaming another company for the delays - LOL

and then from even earlier

http://www.gp32x.com..._1

"Check the Community Blog, ED gave a manufacturing update "

Gave a manufacturing date - LOL again


My God, how long till you guys realise it will never be delivered. Its is well beyond a joke now. It is well out of date now - and getting more out of date by the minute.

quoted for posterity (two months from now, that is)

[Balzac2m]

Say hello to my little friend.

[mali]

I've started to collect quotes from piercer, but they are pretty much all trolling, so just check his profile. Some of them are even made unreadable through a spamfilter or something.

[Monk]

We need a standard "please do not feed the trolls" graphic IMHO.

I must admit I read the original post and laughed a bit at how much was true, laughed a bit more at the apparent mistake, and then decided not to feed the troll with a direct response. Seriously, guys, we're better off discussing whether you can use a Pandora to detect ghosts or not...

Edited by Monk, 02 February 2010 - 09:38 PM.

[atari_eric]

I have continually stated that the Pandora will NEVER be delivered, and I have yet to be proved wrong.

And Honda will not release a 2011 line of cars. What? I have yet to to be proven wrong...

[Prometheus]

Seriously, guys, we're better off discussing whether you can use a Pandora to detect ghosts or not...

It's already sorted, Monk. You simply need to load this onto a Pandora...



... And voila, automatic ghost detection!

[AquaAnalogue]

I have continually stated that the Pandora will NEVER be delivered, and I have yet to be proved wrong. I would like you to look at a post from over a year ago on this thread:

[....bullshit here....blah etc....]

My God, how long till you guys realise it will never be delivered. Its is well beyond a joke now. It is well out of date now - and getting more out of date by the minute.

Really?! You seem so sure. I propose that, to properly persuade us of your belief, you make a vow to publically euthanize yourself in an increasingly slow and painful way as the wait from now until the shipping of the Pandorae gets smaller, effective upon the delivery of the first batch. I propose this introductory scale in the form of wait-time::method....

(two years)::slit wrists and bleed out
(one year)::asphyxiate yourself. Stop short of death and repeat, once for every month less than a year up to half a year.
(half a year)::drown yourself in water deviating from body temperature (in the direction of your choice) by 20 degrees fahrenheit for each week less than half a year up to two months.
(two months)::coat body in kerosine and light on fire until lightly toasted (and dead).
(one month)::Get a sex change (or remain female, whichever appropriate) and walk into a Middle Eastern country whilst nude.
(before the end of CNY holiday)::dissect self and remove organs in reverse order of necessity (e.g. least necessary first)

It is only by accepting this vow that you can persuade us that your opinion is that important to you.
Otherwise fuck off.



Disclaimer: AquaAnalogue does not support suicide of beings with any worth. Worthless beings on the other hand, may snuff it

[mali]

We need a standard "please do not feed the trolls" graphic IMHO.

I must admit Ir ead the original post and laughed a bit at how much was true, laughed a bit more at the apparent mistake, and then decided not to feed the troll with a direct response. Seriously, guys, we're better off discussing whether you can use a Pandora to detect ghosts or not...

You are so right, again. I've just read some old posts and realized that I already tried to calm the OP over a year ago, when he freaked out because of the refund >_<

Edited by mali, 02 February 2010 - 09:39 PM.

[Monk]

Seriously, guys, we're better off discussing whether you can use a Pandora to detect ghosts or not...

It's already sorted, Monk. You simply need to load this onto a Pandora...



... And voila, automatic ghost detection!

Who you gonna call? That's a pretty quick turnaround there - almost.. spooky!

[mali]

Oh, I almost forgot



Ah, that's better..

[Sphinxter]

Never is never certain.

[Prometheus]

Who you gonna call?

Not this lot, for sure.

[relliker]

Can I post some bad words? Please? Pleeeeaaase? My mommy never let me do it at home but I've grown quite a bit the last thirty years.

So can I? Puhleeeease?

Here Kitty Kitty, here, food! Come on Troll(y) boy! Catch! Now f%^&$ off!

I just hope somebody doesn't buy a a Pandora mommy. I don't want them on the forum saying bad words about my console. Mommy mommmy! Can you keep him out please? Can you? Thank you mommy. I love you!

[fraseyboy]

http://www.gp32x.com..._1

"Check the Community Blog, ED gave a manufacturing update "

Gave a manufacturing date - LOL again

Update != Date

[Monk]

Who you gonna call?

Not this lot, for sure.

LOL, that was pretty funny - but I the "original" show missed a trick by calling is "Most Haunted Live!". I mean, surely the 2Live" bit kinds gives the game away?

Note - I've never seen the show, but I gather it's a bit... well, naff. Good soundtrack tho!