thelamer
Apr 12 2006, 02:37 AM
I don't know about everyone else on these boards , but my GP2X gets the most use on the shitter .
So far I have beat every sonic
Racked up 120000 in galaga
watched every family guy episode
put a dent in the gameboy zeldas
My ass has never been happier
Please tell me that I am not the only one
iatneH
Apr 12 2006, 02:39 AM
And no mention of porn anywhere! What a surprise!
thelamer
Apr 12 2006, 02:42 AM
I don't like rubbin one out when I have the horrid smell that my ass produces in the air .
I think that is pretty universial .
TelcoLou
Apr 12 2006, 02:43 AM
My GP2X goes nowhere near water. You sick bastard
daclassicgamingmaster
Apr 12 2006, 02:45 AM
wanking on the toilet is harder than you would think.
sand_man
Apr 12 2006, 04:15 AM
I always have my 2x when taking a dump.
Draken
Apr 12 2006, 08:15 AM
QUOTE(daclassicgamingmaster @ Apr 12 2006, 04:45 AM)

wanking on the toilet is harder than you would think.
It is...?
icurafu
Apr 12 2006, 08:24 AM
You know it's unhealthy to spend more then (I think) 15 minutes on the toilet in one go. Bad things will happen if you continue.
Trashman
Apr 12 2006, 08:25 AM
QUOTE(Draken @ Apr 12 2006, 08:15 AM)

QUOTE(daclassicgamingmaster @ Apr 12 2006, 04:45 AM)

wanking on the toilet is harder than you would think.
It is...?

I find my legs go numb!
wierd sensation..
Nickmon
Apr 12 2006, 08:25 AM
QUOTE(Draken @ Apr 12 2006, 09:15 AM)

QUOTE(daclassicgamingmaster @ Apr 12 2006, 04:45 AM)

wanking on the toilet is harder than you would think.
It is...?

Its is really ???
Squidge
Apr 12 2006, 08:27 AM
QUOTE(Draken @ Apr 12 2006, 09:15 AM)

QUOTE(daclassicgamingmaster @ Apr 12 2006, 04:45 AM)

wanking on the toilet is harder than you would think.
It is...?

I would imagine so, considering your testicles are normally underneath the seat.
I've used my GP32 on the shitter though, yes, and I've even used my Dell Axim to IRC whilst there too
aapje89
Apr 12 2006, 10:15 AM
QUOTE(Squidge @ Apr 12 2006, 10:27 AM)

QUOTE(Draken @ Apr 12 2006, 09:15 AM)

QUOTE(daclassicgamingmaster @ Apr 12 2006, 04:45 AM)

wanking on the toilet is harder than you would think.
It is...?

I would imagine so, considering your testicles are normally underneath the seat.
I've used my GP32 on the shitter though, yes, and I've even used my Dell Axim to IRC whilst there too

lol
when I go to the toilet I go to the toilet, thats it.
parag0n
Apr 12 2006, 10:39 AM
QUOTE(Squidge @ Apr 12 2006, 09:27 AM)

I've used my GP32 on the shitter though, yes, and I've even used my Dell Axim to IRC whilst there too

Why do you think i bought a powerbook 12"

the fun doesnt stop when you go to the bog!
rokdcasbah
Apr 12 2006, 10:59 AM
i like to read calvin & hobbes on the loo.
WrongEyedJesus
Apr 12 2006, 11:14 AM
*suspects some forum members getting a little over familiar with each other due to impersonal nature of interface*
DynaMight
Apr 12 2006, 11:34 AM
Am I the only one who goes there to get the job done quickly, my full consentration is used getting that shit out.
Thunderchild
Apr 12 2006, 11:39 AM
DReffects
Apr 12 2006, 11:41 AM
QUOTE(icurafu @ Apr 12 2006, 08:24 AM)

You know it's unhealthy to spend more then (I think) 15 minutes on the toilet in one go. Bad things will happen if you continue.

well thats right. you ass gonne look like this: >
LINK REMOVED(waring, offensive image)
and btw: thats no joke.
i only take my gp2x to the bathtub to play dynablaster
CRWoody
Apr 12 2006, 11:44 AM
QUOTE(DReffects @ Apr 12 2006, 12:41 PM)

QUOTE(icurafu @ Apr 12 2006, 08:24 AM)

You know it's unhealthy to spend more then (I think) 15 minutes on the toilet in one go. Bad things will happen if you continue.

well thats right. you ass gonne look like this:
LINK REMOVED (waring, offensive image)
and btw: thats no joke.
I was just going to eat my lunch
Gruntfuggly
Apr 12 2006, 11:49 AM
I keep a Neo Geo Pocket (B&W) in the bog - just for playing Puzzle Bobble. Would cost peanuts to replace if it got 'submerged' by accident...
yoyoyoyoyoyoyo
Apr 12 2006, 01:08 PM
I to sometimes take my GP2X with me when I shit. The only thing I dont like about that is sometimes I will get side tracted and try to beat a level of Mario or something and my legs will turn numb.
Paradox
Apr 12 2006, 01:09 PM
I dunno about everyone else but the longest it takes me to go the toilet is like 3 minutes MAX. I dunno what you guys are eating that takes so long to come out that you actually get a chance to read a magazine or play your gp2x..
yoyoyoyoyoyoyo
Apr 12 2006, 01:18 PM
Sometimes people forget they are on the shitter so just keep doing what they were doing
P.S. happened to me a lot.
xnopasaranx
Apr 12 2006, 01:54 PM
lol best.thread.EVER!!!
I read on the crapper but I never took my gp2x with me. I don't really like to have the association of me taking a shit whenever I turn on my gp2x.
EDIT: Anyone ever fallen asleep on the shitter? Always happens to me after returning in the morning having danced all night long or having been to another concert... I hate when that happens.
sand_man
Apr 12 2006, 02:02 PM
LOL I agree; Best thread ever. This really made me laugh.
I take my time on the John. You don't want to rush these things you know
Draco
Apr 12 2006, 02:04 PM
QUOTE(xnopasaranx @ Apr 12 2006, 01:54 PM)

EDIT: Anyone ever fallen asleep on the shitter?
Yeah, at work.
thelamer
Apr 12 2006, 02:04 PM
Some people seem to be confused
It doesn't take me that long to go , it is just that having my mind on something else ( like video games or reading ) makes it come out easier .
For those of you worried about dropping it in the toilet , don't be . You would have to be pretty stupid to do that .
If you have not tried it I highly reccomend it .
Loubear
Apr 12 2006, 03:15 PM
Beware, don't sit on the toilet for too long! Because then you'll get a hemorrhoids...don't want to talk about them, they are annoying and painful, enough said.
Google hemorrhoids...it's not pleasant...
Draken
Apr 12 2006, 03:26 PM
QUOTE(Paradox @ Apr 12 2006, 03:09 PM)

I dunno about everyone else but the longest it takes me to go the toilet is like 3 minutes MAX. I dunno what you guys are eating that takes so long to come out that you actually get a chance to read a magazine or play your gp2x..
Actually, yeah, takes me that much too. Wouldn't be worth it to bring something along.

Thanks for the picture, DReffects, was really... interesting.
Wolfspirit
Apr 12 2006, 03:52 PM
I'll usually bring my laptop into the crapper with me or my gp2x. Before that I would bring my gba, and before that a game boy, and before that.. a book or comic books. I've always been notorius to stay in the bathroom for 15-30 minutes. But I also only shit like every 2-3 days so that may be why. They don't call it a dump for nothing!
DReffects
Apr 12 2006, 04:56 PM
QUOTE(CRWoody @ Apr 12 2006, 11:44 AM)

I was just going to eat my lunch

sorry dude, i've warned you. and thats dead serious.
QUOTE(yoyoyoyoyoyoyo @ Apr 12 2006, 01:18 PM)

Sometimes people forget they are on the shitter so just keep doing what they were doing
like banging your girlfriend?

QUOTE(Loubear @ Apr 12 2006, 03:15 PM)

Beware, don't sit on the toilet for too long! Because then you'll get a hemorrhoids...don't want to talk about them, they are annoying and painful, enough said.
Google hemorrhoids...it's not pleasant...
thanks for that link - it really IS dangorous. so: no shitting with the gp2x on! seriously dudes!
yoyoyoyoyoyoyo
Apr 12 2006, 05:15 PM
QUOTE
QUOTE
QUOTE(yoyoyoyoyoyoyo @ Apr 12 2006, 01:18 PM)
Sometimes people forget they are on the shitter so just keep doing what they were doing
like banging your girlfriend?
exactly!
TelcoLou
Apr 12 2006, 05:31 PM
... and off to the gutter with ya!
wolly wotsit
Apr 12 2006, 05:37 PM
QUOTE(Squidge @ Apr 12 2006, 09:27 AM)

QUOTE(Draken @ Apr 12 2006, 09:15 AM)

QUOTE(daclassicgamingmaster @ Apr 12 2006, 04:45 AM)

wanking on the toilet is harder than you would think.
It is...?

I would imagine so, considering your testicles are normally underneath the seat.
I've used my GP32 on the shitter though, yes, and I've even used my Dell Axim to IRC whilst there too

Wait...you wank your testicles?
Javacat
Apr 12 2006, 05:38 PM
QUOTE(wolly wotsit @ Apr 12 2006, 06:37 PM)

QUOTE(Squidge @ Apr 12 2006, 09:27 AM)

QUOTE(Draken @ Apr 12 2006, 09:15 AM)

QUOTE(daclassicgamingmaster @ Apr 12 2006, 04:45 AM)

wanking on the toilet is harder than you would think.
It is...?

I would imagine so, considering your testicles are normally underneath the seat.
I've used my GP32 on the shitter though, yes, and I've even used my Dell Axim to IRC whilst there too

Wait...you wank your testicles?
You don't?
wolly wotsit
Apr 12 2006, 05:42 PM
QUOTE(Javacat @ Apr 12 2006, 06:38 PM)

QUOTE(wolly wotsit @ Apr 12 2006, 06:37 PM)

Wait...you wank your testicles?
You don't?
Um...of course

Also, how long is "too long"?
Peter R
Apr 12 2006, 05:42 PM
aapje89
Apr 12 2006, 05:48 PM
this is getting weirder and weirder...
DReffects
Apr 12 2006, 05:48 PM
well.. NOW i am seeing why no females are in the gaming community....
shame on you all^^
daclassicgamingmaster
Apr 12 2006, 05:50 PM
QUOTE(Loubear @ Apr 12 2006, 11:15 AM)

Beware, don't sit on the toilet for too long! Because then you'll get a hemorrhoids...don't want to talk about them, they are annoying and painful, enough said.
Google hemorrhoids...it's not pleasant...
You dont get hemorrhoids from sitting on the toilet, you get them from pushing too hard.
aapje89
Apr 12 2006, 06:01 PM
QUOTE(DReffects @ Apr 12 2006, 07:48 PM)

well.. NOW i am seeing why no females are in the gaming community....
shame on you all^^
eeeeew!
Loubear
Apr 12 2006, 06:40 PM
QUOTE
may result from straining to move your bowels, from sitting too long on the toilet, or from other factors such as pregnancy, obesity, or liver disease.
Uh...huh...both actually can cause it, as hemmorhoids are caused by increased pressure, thus a number of reasons can cause it...*including banging your gf while on the toilet*
How long is too long? Depends, but as soon as your done, get your ass off the toilet, don't sit there until you've finished a round.
nickspoon
Apr 12 2006, 06:48 PM
I wank my nose.
Squidge
Apr 12 2006, 06:54 PM
QUOTE(Paradox @ Apr 12 2006, 02:09 PM)

I dunno about everyone else but the longest it takes me to go the toilet is like 3 minutes MAX.
Wow, it takes me longer than that to just wipe my arse clean afterwards!
QUOTE(xnopasaranx @ Apr 12 2006, 02:54 PM)

EDIT: Anyone ever fallen asleep on the shitter? Always happens to me after returning in the morning having danced all night long or having been to another concert... I hate when that happens.
You mean like this?

or this?

QUOTE(Loubear @ Apr 12 2006, 04:15 PM)

Beware, don't sit on the toilet for too long! Because then you'll get a hemorrhoids...don't want to talk about them, they are annoying and painful, enough said.
Google hemorrhoids...it's not pleasant...
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt! Even had one surgically removed in hospital
DReffects
Apr 12 2006, 07:15 PM
QUOTE(Squidge @ Apr 12 2006, 06:54 PM)

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt! Even had one surgically removed in hospital

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! that HAS to hurt like hell :/
scorpio
Apr 12 2006, 07:31 PM
(Note to self: If there is ever a GP2X owner's meet, and I go, remind myself NOT to take anyone up on their offer to play "this great new game I installed on my GP2X"...)
(2nd note to self: If there is ever a GP2X owner's meeting... For the love of all that is good and clean, DON'T GO!!!)
Squidge
Apr 12 2006, 07:33 PM
The actual operation doesn't hurt that much (you just lie on your side showing your bits to everyone that walks past as they cut away with a knife and then squeeze it's contents into a bowl). However, you don't sit down much for a few days afterwards!
wolly wotsit
Apr 12 2006, 07:44 PM
(Note to self: Next gp32x meeting, ask to see squidges hemorrhoid scar.)
Loubear
Apr 12 2006, 08:05 PM
Squidge, you think that's bad, I had to get a circumcision last year because my parents conveniantly *forgot* to ask the doctors in China when I was born. It's not that bad...*wait, yes it is* but your entire downstairs hurts for a week.
wolly wotsit
Apr 12 2006, 08:18 PM
Ewwww!
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